Saturday, September 29, 2012

Bee Mine

When I bought some honey this morning at the Apple Harvest Crafts Fair, a friendly gentleman at the Valley View Acres booth told me three bee jokes.

Q: What does a bee wear to the beach?
A: A bee-kini

Q: What does a bee wear to keep warm on a cold day?
A: A yellow jacket

Q: If you have a bee in the palm of your hand, what do you have in your eye?
A: Beauty (because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)

Hope you enjoyed those as much as I did!

The 26th Annual Apple Harvest Crafts Fair on the Amherst Town Common goes until 4:00 pm today. It benefits the Amherst Family Center.


adrienne *+*(^_^) +*+ said...


Carolyn said...

Cute jokes!

KPiep said...

Too sweet!

KnitNana said...

That's some yummy looking ingredients there, whatcha gonna make?

Bonnie said...

Yummy indeed! I made some gluten-free pancakes and topped them with apples cooked in cinnamon and bit of honey.