When I bought some honey this morning at the Apple Harvest Crafts Fair, a friendly gentleman at the Valley View Acres booth told me three bee jokes.
Q: What does a bee wear to the beach?
A: A bee-kini
Q: What does a bee wear to keep warm on a cold day?
A: A yellow jacket
Q: If you have a bee in the palm of your hand, what do you have in your eye?
A: Beauty (because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Hope you enjoyed those as much as I did!
The 26th Annual Apple Harvest Crafts Fair on the Amherst Town Common goes until 4:00 pm today. It benefits the Amherst Family Center.